Gina Gershon Quotes

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

I drank too much, only champagne.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

Most of the males have a strong passion for strong drink, especially rum.