Thomas Love Peacock Quotes

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I like the effect drink has on me.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I've always loved my red wine, and when I'm not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook, so it's one for me and one for the casserole. I would consume a bottle of wine on my own of an evening and then literally pass out.

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

I drank too much, only champagne.

A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing, not so much, because you don't recover enough from it.