Mark Twain Quotes

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I drank too much, only champagne.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

It is an unhappy thing that in later years a Kind of Drink called Rum has been common among us. They that are poor and wicked, too, can for a penny make themselves drunk.

Sometimes I had too many beers.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I'm a special drunkard... I drink too much.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.

When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.