Steven Hall Quotes

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

I drank too much, only champagne.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

I've always loved my red wine, and when I'm not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook, so it's one for me and one for the casserole. I would consume a bottle of wine on my own of an evening and then literally pass out.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.