Bruce Cameron Quotes

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

The Effects of Ardent Spirits Upon Man

I drank too much, only champagne.

I think alcohol is the worst drug of all. It makes you do things that you would never do or say things that you wouldn't.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I like the effect drink has on me.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

There's always some amount of gradual, slow burning destruction over the course of partying.

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.