P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Republicans hate government ... So they let us Democrats run it for them.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Here's what I have to say: Obama is a disaster, and Washington politicians are worthless.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Aren't we at the point where the closer we get to chaos, the more concern that there should be about coming to the table and compromising with Democrats? This is not leadership. This is almost like dictatorship.

To my great disappointment, it appears that the politics of division are making a big comeback. Many Americans share my disappointment - especially those who were filled with great hope a few years ago, when then-Senator Obama announced his candidacy in Springfield, Illinois.

The Democrats have nothing to cheer but fear itself.

For 50 years, the Republicans have been accusing the Democrats of being soft on national security.

The problem is, the Republican Party hasn't done anything to make this country better and I speak as a Republican.

Division and the death of hope. These are the results of Republican rule.

My family [old-line Nebraska Republicans] can't figure out which is worse, being a Democrat or being an attorney.

The issue between the Republicans and the Democrats is clearly drawn. It has been deliberately drawn by those who have been in charge of twenty years of treason.

Democrats generally do not miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

My Republican compatriots do not feel that people ought to work with Democrats across the aisle—Compromise is a bad word.

We have this civil war at home between our own version of Shiites and Sunnis called Republicans and Democrats…

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

The Republicans have bought into the idea that people hate them because they're opposed to everything.

The Democrats want to destroy the country immediately.

I represented everything Democrats loathed.

The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea.' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier.'

On the other side, I do believe that the rhetoric we are seeing from the Democrats today is unprecedented, is a new low in presidential politics and goes beyond political discourse and amounts to political hate speech.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.