Mitch Hedberg Quotes


The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this." "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."


Citations

Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. Comedy Central Records, 1999.

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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.