Colin Salmon Quotes

Room service? Send up a larger room.

A great restaurant is one that just makes you feel like you're not sure whether you went out or you came home and confuses you. If it can do both of those things at the same time, you're hooked.

We stay in U2's hotel. They bought a hotel, The Clarence, a nice place and it's in an area where everything's happening, so many fantastic restaurants and bars and the people are so friendly.

Best thing that's happened this year? Maybe Hostel. It was a great experience. I loved it.

I don't like posh hotels. I like small, eclectic hotels, and luxury for me would mean really good company with good food in a really funky, beautiful house in the middle of a field where someone came and serviced the place for us.

I like walking into a smaller hotel where the desk clerk recognizes me.

I love Australia; it was a really, really nice experience for me. It's such a beautiful place. The people are beautiful - like, really beautiful - and they are beautiful in terms of their personalities. It's a great place to be. It's like you are in a little bit of a dream world.

I love Franschhoek, and straight off the plane, I went to the incomparable Quartier Francais, on the main street, for breakfast. This small hotel and restaurant is regularly near the top of every poll for best hotel and restaurant in Africa.

I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."

All great hotels should have stellar personalized service, a unique design that gives guests a sense of place, an excellent on-site restaurant, and other fantastic amenities. Obviously location is a key factor as well.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

I have stayed in lots of great hotels around the world, and the Plaza Athenee is definitely one of my favourites.

As soon as I stepped foot in Minnesota, I've been shown nothing except love.

When I check in at the Encore, they're like, 'Welcome back, sir.' I'm back home, it's like my second home.

I've met some Evertonians in the street, and they've been friendly. I've had taxi drivers who have been Everton fans. They've been really nice.

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

Hee goes not out of his way, that goes to a good Inne.

Everyone has been really accepting and brought me into the family. I had a lot of fun shooting it [ Fast 8].

Or a way to stay on strangers couches, that just sounds terrible all around.

Whoe'er has travell'd life's dull round, Where'er his stages may have been, May sigh to think he still has found The warmest welcome at an inn.

I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too long. We should embrace the contraction.

London is a huge shop, with a hotel on the upper storeys.