Groucho Marx Quotes

I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it.

When I arrived in New York, I was at the Drake hotel for five years; so, yeah, I really miss hotels. It's like having friends stay at your home. Every day you get to treat them, not only to dinner, but for breakfast, and everything throughout the day.

I love hotel rooms, so I take pictures of the room and the way out and the lobby, the food and drink.

At hotels, you are an actress. Absolutely. You can do what you want. Go where you want. I love my home too. But I love to arrive in a hotel. They have books, chocolate, food. I put things in the little refrigerator.

I like all hotels, really.

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

My definition of a good hotel is a place I'd stay at.

Fortunately, I like hotel rooms.

I enjoy room service.

More pianos in hotel rooms please.

I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.

I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all you got around here? Well, maybe you can direct me to a chair lunch dinner."

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in.

I travel all over the world, usually 10 months out of the year. I stay at a lot of hotels, and the ones I like best are clean and not complicated. You go to bed and say, 'Wow, I feel comfortable.'

I look for the hotels that have figured out the comfortable balance - a modern room that is well designed, and really clean sheets.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

When I'm on the road for fashion shows, I love room service. I think it's one of the greatest things in the world. I usually like to keep it simple with soup, but my big indulgence is French fries or chicken fingers.

After a day in Cannes, I pass out before I even get to my bed. I'll get to my room, order room service, shower, and sleep.

It's hard making people sitting in hotel rooms interesting.

I have never been in a hotel - from the two-star types all the way to five-star - that does not have a gym.