Lewis Black Quotes

I'm allergic to stupidity.

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Normally, I'm a grumpy old man - whenever I read about celebrity, I start to grind my teeth and pull my hair; it seems synonymous with idiocy.

Stupid people are ruining America.

Stupidity is not my favourite thing; I cannot deal with it.

More idiots should just shut their mouths.

The dumbest fucking guy on the planet.

I can't stand stupid, and I can't stand slow.

Truly, there's no alternative to stupidity. Cretinism is the mother of fascism. I have no defence against it, really....

Stupidity assumes two forms, it speaks or is silent. Mute stupidity is bearable.

Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic.

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

You can't argue with stupidity.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

People are just so stupid.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.

Stupidity fuses notoriety and celebrity.

Stupidity is much the same all the world over.