Bill Engvall Quotes

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

Truly, there's no alternative to stupidity. Cretinism is the mother of fascism. I have no defence against it, really....

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Judging people you don't know for things you don't understand is just really stupid.

Stupid people are dangerous.

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You've gotta be slightly stupid.

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

The melancholy thing about the world is that it is full of stupid people; and the world is run for the benefit of the stupid and common.

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the circle by which the person is surrounded. Not so with those whose opinions and feelings are an emanation from their own nature and faculties.

Fools do not understand men of intelligence.

What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided in advance that they don't like it.

People are just so stupid.

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

Stupidity is not my favourite thing; I cannot deal with it.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If anyone wants to abuse other people for whatever colour, race or creed they are, then it's just stupidness, isn't it?

When I looked them in the face, I saw a crowd of imbeciles.

I can't stand stupid, and I can't stand slow.