Intelligence Level Quotes

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

somehow at parties at which one stays standing up one seems to require to be more concentratedly intelligent than one does at those at which one can sit down.

I don't think I'm that intelligent. I think I'm semi-intelligent.

Young people are more intelligent and sophisticated.

Children are not less intelligent than adults; what they are is less informed.

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

I have long held the opinion that the amount of noise that anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity and therefore be regarded as a pretty fair measure of it.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

Time and again, researchers have shown that students' capabilities are powerfully impacted by the identities they develop for themselves as the result of teachers' belief in their level of intelligence.

The Constitution was written by 55 educated and highly intelligent men in Philadelphia in 1787, but it was written so that it could be understood by people of limited education and modest intelligence.

Amazing Donald Trump, your age and IQ are the same.

Many studies have established the fact that there is a high correlation between vocabulary and intelligence and that the ability to increase one's vocabulary throughout life is a sure reflection of intellectual progress.

Americans are not terribly intelligent people. They need to read important things several times.

There are actually people who go out and re-fight these battles. You know what I say? Use real ammunition! You just might raise the intelligence level of the American gene pool!

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

The great majority of women are more intelligent, better educated, and far more moral than multitudes of men whose right to vote no man questions.

I would not be able to retain all the information, all the medical jargon these doctors do. I'm not really intelligent enough is what I'm saying.

In over thirty years' experience of politics in Great Britain I have never known the average smart talker, writer and performer on so low a level of intelligence as he is at present.

There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead.

The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to be tasteful here - is that sometimes it seems like maybe the president of the United States is kind of dumb. If you get what I mean. What I mean is, I am not totally confident that the president would get what I mean, unless several aides explained it to him. And even then, he might forget.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Legislators aren't known for being rocket scientists.

The better the actor, the more stupid he is.

In midlife, we're as dumb as we get.