Ron White Quotes

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

You can't fix stupid.

Mitt der Dummheit k a« mpfen G o« tter selbst vergebens. Even the gods themselves struggle in vain against stupidity.

You're so stupid, Rose!

Stupid people are dangerous.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

It’s stupid, and you can’t fix stupid

If you're a lame brain, then you're a lame brain. I can't help that.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

People are not stupid.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

[Warren] Harding is incapable of thought, because he has nothing to think with.

Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

I don’t think we can pass a law that fixes stupid.

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.

I'm not dumb, I just wasn't educated.

Stupid can't fix stupid.

Just because we're stupid doesn't mean everybody else was.

Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I do not like feeling stupid.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.