Si Robertson Quotes

You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.

God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)

What's the use? The people are too stupid. They do not understand.

You can't fix stupid.

It’s stupid, and you can’t fix stupid

Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.

No, I'm too busy trying to deflect your Power of Stupidity. But I don't think I'm strong enough.

Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I do not like feeling stupid.

The fool,fixed in his folly,may think He can turn the wheel on which he turns.

The earth is a great piece of stupidity.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.

Here's one thing I never say anymore: These people can't be that stupid, can they?

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become more political. I've become somewhat more of a political comic because the level of stupidity I've watched is staggering.

It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.