Judy Sheindlin Quotes

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Stupidity is not my favourite thing; I cannot deal with it.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

I'm allergic to stupidity.

I have a hard time repeating myself.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

I have very little patience with children.

There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.

I hate goofballs.

Den Mother! Scatterbrain! A real pain in the ass!

It's pretty frustrating waiting for anything.

Turn," Liz said, trying not to hide her impatience at being forced to read at non-speed-of-light pace.

You have to be patient. I'm not!

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

The only thing I can't stand more than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ" "He doesn't want to hear it, either.

What is to be expected of them is not treachery, or physcial cowardice, but stupidity, unconscious sabotage, an infallible instinct for doing the wrong thing.

After some while Bilbo became impatient. "Well, what is it?" he said. "The answer's not a kettle boiling over, as you seem to think by the noise you are making.

Benedick looked to the ceiling as though begging for divine patience. Or for the Lord to strike his sister down. Callie couldn’t quite discern which.

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried." He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)