Mitch Hedberg Quotes


Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.


Citations

Hedberg, Mitch. Do You Believe in Gosh?. Comedy Central Records, 2008.

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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
  • Born: February 24, 1968
  • Died: March 29, 2005
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.