Jean Kerr Quotes

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

If you mean you think it is my job to go into the secret passage first, O Thorin Thrain’s son Oakenshield, may your beard grow ever longer,” he said crossly, “say so at once and have done!

Four inch nails is more like it!

It’s just a mild disagreement, Papa. Remi has this whole need to breathe in and out, which annoys me. If he would just stop breathing, I’d be fine. (Aimee)

For gods' sake, Strider," Torin snapped. "Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

You know what burns me? Matches.

The term 'hero' irritates me greatly.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

When you hear extraneous noise, they are bored in some way, so it makes me upset. Even coughing, I find, is passive-aggressive, usually.

This person they make me out to be irritates the hell out of me as well.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.'

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.