Dylan Moran Quotes

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

I go to bed angry every night, and I get up angrier every morning.

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

After all this, I won't start to hate you.

I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I hate everybody.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Rudeness can make me angry.

It takes an awful lot to get me cross.

I hate the word 'annoying!'

Because I love making people mad. It is my favorite pastime.

Hating someone is feeling irritation by their mere existence.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.” “I hate you, too.

I hate you all because you destroy my dreams!

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"