Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

I hate it when people are late, and I hate being late.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I get annoyed with rushing. Then I get in a bad mood - I'm so cranky. I hate being late.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light.

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I hate wasting people's time.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

I suppose I could admire all these slow Seattle drivers for their safety-mindedness, consideration for others, and peace of mind. Instead, I'm a fury of annoyance.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

It's annoying when someone's in front of you driving ten miles an hour, and you're like, 'Okay, today,' and someone else is on the side of you, so you can't pass them, and when you finally do pass them and they are texting, the laser cannons just come out and disintegrate that car.

I hate, just hate, being late.

The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'

Roosevelt could always keep ahead with his work, but I cannot do it, and I know it is a grievous fault, but it is too late to remedy it. The country must take me as it found me. Wasn't it your mother who had a servant girl who said it was no use for her to try to hurry, that she was a "Sunday chil" and no "Sunday chil" could hurry? I don't think I am a Sunday child, but I ought to have been; then I would have had an excuse for always being late.

I do get a little pissed at people who write me and want me to do things, and spell my name wrong.

You men,' she says. 'You durn men.

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.