Alison Jackson Quotes

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

I'm not exactly an angry young person.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

Anger tears me up inside... My own... or anyone else's.

I go to bed angry every night, and I get up angrier every morning.

I like to be as positive and as peaceful as possible, but reality says, you know, sometimes you get mad, sometimes you get antsy, sometimes you get aggravated.

All of us have people in our lives who drive us crazy. We've spent hours reliving the unfair, unappreciative, inconsiderate treatment they have inflicted on us. But getting mad at this person makes just about as much sense as getting mad at a chair for being a chair.

The world can make you very angry.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Anger's not a good emotion.

I'm kind of irritated by the Hollywood scene.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.

I hate it when people say, Mary Elizabeth, this may be hell, but the movie is going to be sooo good.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

I get pretty grumpy about TV.

We all have those days when you feel like you're against the world, every little thing goes wrong and your blood pressure is up. And you feel like punching somebody!

Rudeness makes me very angry.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.