You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.
I like driving; I don't drive since I live in New York. I don't have an opportunity to drive, like, ever.
I'm deeply impatient. If I can't park directly in front of somewhere, I go home.
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.
I was the only kid in Manhattan I knew whose parents had a car.
A person who is tired of London is not necessarily tired of life; it might be that he just can’t find a parking place.
Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them
How come drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
using parking meters as walking sticks.
To come to the theatre, people have to make arrangements, change their clothes, find a babysitter, find a parking space - and they don't come after hard work to hear a lecture.
If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.
The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'
My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'
Say no to parking lots!
I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It's to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality.
But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking.
If it's us", she whispered, "how come you get to decide?" When he didn't answer - couldn't answer - she turned and stared out the front window. As it turned out, they were still in the parking lot. They hadn't gotten anywhere at all.
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.
I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
It's nice to keep in touch - besides, it's the only place in London where you can park a car.
Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
Everyone in Tel Aviv knows Yosl Bergner. In 2006, the mayor made him a Freeman of the City. Now he carries a card which allows him to park his car anywhere with impunity. If only he could drive.
