Megan Amram Quotes

Men. We love them. We respect them. But we rarely get to objectify them.

The sight of women talking together has always made men uneasy; nowadays it means rank subversion.

There aren't good roles for women: the female parts aren't developed: the women are serving the men.

Why can't ladies like nice guys?

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Women blame men for their own singlehood.

The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Whenever a man is alone with a woman the devil makes a third

Women are a strange thing. Like watches, houses, and cars, you really only need one at any moment in your life (French men disagree).

Women are books, and men the readers be, Who sometimes in those books erratas see; Yet oft the reader's raptured with each line, Fair print and paper, fraught with sense divine; Tho' some, neglectful, seldom care to read, And faithful wives no more than bibles heed. Are women books? says Hodge, then would mine were An Almanack, to change her every year.

The reason that women do not love one another is - men.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I hold doors open for all the women. Men can open the doors for themselves.

It's difficult for me to trust a woman. Men are attracted to beautiful women. Women are attracted to men who offer security - financial security. And if you have money and you're famous, women find that sexy.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.