Bill Maher Quotes

Women cannot complain about men until they start gettting better taste in them.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?

Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

Women get the attention when we get into the men's arena, and that's sad.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Most women don't like good men. They say they want a good buy, but most women always wind up with the bad boy.

Women blame men for their own singlehood.

Film is not a woman's medium. If you weren't the hottest kid in town, men stayed away from you.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.

That women are mysterious and unknowable is something every young man grows up believing. Men, on the other hand, never think of themselves as mysterious or confusing, and we are often at a loss as to why women want to figure us out.

Men are very tough, very critical of me. I think they expect you to basically just be a picture. They don't want to hear you speak.

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them; men either despise women or they have never thought seriously about them.

Men are mostly raised by women. Most men have not seen an authoritative woman since they were 8. They associate women in authority with childhood.

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes.”

When women are the advisers, the lords of creation don't take the advice till they have persuaded themselves that it is just what they intended to do. Then they act upon it, and, if it succeeds, they give the weaker vessel half the credit of it. If it fails, they generously give her the whole.

Hipster Sexism consists of the objectification of women but in a manner that uses mockery, quotation marks, and paradox: the stuff you learned about in literature class. As funny as Dunham's 'Girls' is, it can definitely border on Hipster Sexism.