Jorma Taccone Quotes

I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them.

Women blame men for their own singlehood.

It seems like women don't want men to be men anymore. They want men to be women. But they really don't want what they say they want. It's very weird.

The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.

That women are mysterious and unknowable is something every young man grows up believing. Men, on the other hand, never think of themselves as mysterious or confusing, and we are often at a loss as to why women want to figure us out.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

People ask why there are so few female artists who succeed. It's because women are not ready to sacrifice as much as men. Women want a man, they want a family, they want to have children, they want to be loved, and to be an artist. And they can't; it's impossible.

Women cannot complain about men until they start gettting better taste in them.

Girls seem to get me in trouble a lot of times.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

Men who like women rarely fall in love.

The problem is that, partly because we are women, a large measure of our happiness depends on our relationships - including, unavoidably, our relationships with men.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.

Men that aren't threatened by opinionated, faintly aggressive women are in a minority.

I've seen all types of women. Celebrity girls I've dated and regular 9 to 5 girls. I've had shows where married women have tried to follow me to my hotel. My perception of women isn't very ignorant because I've seen a lot.

There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.

All men are difficult.

How could you not love Norman Mailer? He was a total chauvinist, but also so vulnerable.

Women are often expected to be more amiable or more pleasing or more submissive than men generally.

Strong women only marry weak men.

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Men are a hundred times worse than you can imagine. We are thinking the worst, shallowest thoughts, all the time.