Maxwell Jacob Friedman Quotes

My schtick is trolling people. I love getting a rouse out of people and making them angry.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

I kinda like to scare my sister, and usually she gets really mad at me for doing that.

I used to irritate people. I'd give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

I like antagonizing the audience, poking at them.

I get off on pushing people's buttons sometimes.

I just like taunting people.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

She glared at him. "You're doing it again." "What?" "That thing that irritates me." "Smiling?" "Yes. That.

I enjoy getting people angry and getting underneath their skin, especially people who don't think.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

I like bothering people and stirring things up.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'