Becca Fitzpatrick Quotes

The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

Rudeness makes me very angry.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

I am mean; I'm nasty at times. I don't feel like talking to people at times. When I am in a bad mood and have had a really awful day, don't come in my face because I am not tolerant and I am not a goddess; I can't handle it after a point. I am going to get up, and I am going to scream, and I am going to say bad things to you.

I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!

I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass.

What's wrong with assholes, baby?

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

I feel I should warn you, I’m in a really bad mood. (Syn) You’ll be in a worse mood when we haul you in dead! (a Partini) ‘Syn grimaced in pain at a comment so stupid it didn’t even rate a snotty comeback.’ (Syn)

Anger's not a good emotion.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

But I like being nasty. I like being cranky. Especially if it's a cold day in Chicago, it's nice to just take it out on Kyle, because he's so easy to scream at, you know?

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.

Feeling angry is a universal human phenomenon. It is as basic as feeling hungry, lonely, loving, or tired. The capacity to feel angry and to respond in some way to that feeling is in us from birth.

I'm an angry guy.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

Anger is a transient hatred; or at least very like it.

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'