Groucho Marx Quotes

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

We all have those days when you feel like you're against the world, every little thing goes wrong and your blood pressure is up. And you feel like punching somebody!

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

I grew up with lots of anger, frustration, and violence in my heart.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

Cutting, and suicide, two very different symptoms of the same problem, are gaining on us. I personally don't know a single person who doesn't know at least two of these victims personally.

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

It's true that Blake was emotionally disturbed - always has been - but he doesn't have murder in his heart. If he was going to do any damage to anything or anyone, it would be to himself.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

Anger is energising. The opposite of anger is depression, which is anger turned inward.

Abused patience turns to fury.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot.

When I was younger, I did self-mutilate. I'd be upset, so I'd do it, & it would calm me down. It's a horrible way to feel better. But there are two parts of your brain - one that really wants to destroy the other. & sometimes the idea of self-destruction is very romantic. I got over that.

It seemed to me the way it must feel to people who cut themselves on purpose. Not pretty, but clean. Not good, but void of regret. I was trying to heal. Trying to get the bad out of my system so I could be good again. To cure me of myself.

So far, I should be calm and more specifically not like that...Anything else? Would you like to do surgery on my personality? How about open-heart surgery? I´ve got some tools

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

I wouldn't say that cutting was pleasurable, but there is a sense of euphoria that follows cutting yourself. The quick pinch of pain and the sight of blood snaps you back to the surface and you start to appreciate being alive.

If I commit suicide, it will not be to destroy myself but to put myself back together again.

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

Blood transforms the warm bath water and, in it, I see weakly that this was a mistake. The razor's cut is not deep, nevertheless the blood rushes out happily in the warm water as if kin to it, the same tender substance. Rising a new person transformed with an icy sense of error I go to the sink and turn on cold water which is not friendly to blood. The cut is deeper than imagined.