Walter Matthau Quotes

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

You are a daft race. Begone!

I didn't just screw Ho Chi Minh. I cut his pecker off.

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

I fart in your general direction.

Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

Your only gain is to try to get me to fall down to your level. Man, you worser than devils.

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

Why don't you swallow razor blades?

I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies!

Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.

The only thing that is pathetic... is you.

Who can refute a sneer?

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

What looks like enjoyment is the sneer of contempt. That's not a smile.