Maggie Stiefvater Quotes

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

In a calm, clear voice, she suggested that the wyrsa in question could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult and possibly biologically impractical things involving its own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish.

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

You are a daft race. Begone!

As a matter of fact we both are [being offensive]; and the only difference between us is that I am trying to be, and you can't help it.

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

Contempt is a dangerous emotion, luring us into believing that we understand more than we do. Contempt causes us to jeer rather than speak, to poke at rather than touch.

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Hostility is expressed in a number of ways. One is laughter.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

Go jump off a cliff, Leah.

I fart in your general direction.

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.

Don't be ridiculous, please.' The most insulting words in the world!

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)