Dwayne Johnson Quotes

You are a daft race. Begone!

Sleep tight, ya morons!

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

that slab-faced bastard.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Don't be ridiculous, please.' The most insulting words in the world!

I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

Eat my shorts!

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool.

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

Humor is hostility.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

Laughable

You damned infernal old scoundrel.

Gutless chickenshit!!!

Scum!