Patrick deWitt Quotes

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

I think they have not learned over the years that the more you talk, the more I will want to beat you.

I'm ready to fight anybody.

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common

So violent. You want to mug and tase everybody these days." "I do," Zuzana agreed. "I swear I hate more poeple every day. Everyone annoys me. If I'm like this now, what am I going to be like when I'm old?" "You'll be the mean old biddy who fires a BB gun at kids from her balcony." "Nah. BBs just rile 'em up. More like a crossbow. Or a bazooka.

Come, therefore, and let us fling mud at them!

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

There are some people that just attract violence to them. No matter where they go, they'll find a fight.

Though I was not a belligerent kid, I do not think I ever passed up a good opportunity to fight.

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

I love to hit people. I love to.

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

Abused patience turns to fury.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

When you tell a fellow to go to hell, you’d better make sure that you can get him there.

Shoot you coward, you’re going to kill a man.

After one operator referred to the union as ‘a set of outlaws’, I wanted to take him by the seat of the breeches and nape of the neck and chuck him out the window.

If somebody comes to me looking for a fight, they might get one.

I'll fight anybody. I've been saying that for I don't know how long.

Honestly, I don't talk; I just like to fight. I'm not a good talker.