Natasha Lyonne Quotes

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.

I don't talk trash often, but when I do, I go for the jugular.

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Basically, if you go looking for trouble, it'll come find you.

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.

Though I was not a belligerent kid, I do not think I ever passed up a good opportunity to fight.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Bring them on.

I like the concept of escalating warfare, but you need someone to fight back in order for things to escalate. If there's no confrontation or argument going on, it's too dull for me. I think that's the nature of the prankster: Things are too quiet. What can I do?

If somebody comes to me looking for a fight, they might get one.

I think they have not learned over the years that the more you talk, the more I will want to beat you.

I'm ready to fight anybody.

If anybody wants to fight me they know where to find me. I'm not a hard guy to find. Come get some.

I used to irritate people. I'd give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.

My schtick is trolling people. I love getting a rouse out of people and making them angry.

You got a problem with me, pull up.

Because I love making people mad. It is my favorite pastime.

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

That all you got...Bub?