Kevin Nealon Quotes

I love to go shopping at Target. They have so much stuff there, you can buy almost anything, it's really amazing.

The store experience must become a performance, with the energy and precision of a Broadway play.

I'd drop whatever I was doing to show up to do the graveyard shift of 'America's Shopping Place.'

Retail is my game. I spend every waking hour thinking about it. I started in the industry at the age of 18 after trying various other things that were mind-numbingly boring to me.

I try not to always use self-check-out and things like that!

Not always trainers, but if I don't have to, I don't wear high heels. It's really just if something looks good on me, I'm going to buy it. It can be Zara or Chanel... I'm going to buy it.

I am not a big fan of going to malls. I am pretty old-fashioned that way.

I worked at Big 5 Sporting Goods, selling shoes and stuff like that, for a couple of summers.

Style is a big part of my life. I used to work in retail before I was an artist; a lot of people didn't know that. I was so good at selling clothes and shoes, and just the lifestyle, that I could tell what size someone was wearing just by looking at them.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Aren’t you a little old for your mom to be picking out your clothes for you? Really? Shopping at the Children’s Place at your age? I’m sure there’s some third-grader dying to know who bought the last navy I-sore shirt. (Nekoda)

Service is a prerequisite for anything relating to luxury. That makes it (shopping) sensual and pleasurable.

I usually go into a store with a mission. My idea of a fun thing to do would not be to go to a mall and shopping.

We shop out of boredom, for release, for excitement, for a sense of achievement, for a sense of control over our unruly existences. And every so often, we shop because we need something to wear.

Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

Self-checkout is negative because more and more retailers are losing the personal touch. People want to do business where people know their name and communicate with them. With a world full of email and more self-service we will begin to start seeking out the basics from retailers who create emotion. There is not emotion out of self-service and most people buy out of emotion.

I try to return my calls but I get inundated with emails and I can't answer them all. So often, I have to refer to them my webpage and the frequently asked questions or refer them to the books. But if they take the time to call me, I try to call back. You know, I am really busy, but just happened to have an hour in the hotel room and had some time before I have to meet some people about 20 minutes.

I'm sure I'll find some use for the dress before summer."Kavill nodded, and closed his thick ledger. "Do let me know if it causes anyone to faint-or start a riot."She laughed under her breath, and turned to go, stuffing her hands into her pockets and praying her fingers didn't fall off on the way home."Here," Kavill said, and she turned to find a pair of exquisite dove-gray suede gloves in his hands. "On the house. For many years of loyal patronage." His face bore its usual mask of polite calm and courtesy, but his brown eyes were bright. "And a gift-for a year spent without any gloves at all.

I was in the shopping mall because that's where I go lately. For the last couple of weeks, I've been going there every day, trying to figure out why people go there. It's kind of a personal project.

Shopping, true feminine felicity!

When I was fifteen, I remember my mum taking me to the posh clothes shop on London Road to get my first grown-up coat. It was royal-blue and very adult, and I thought, Gosh, this is great! But when my mum said to the assistant, "What's the lowest price you'll take for this?" I nearly died of shame, and wanted to run away.

I hate shopping at stores, online, anywhere.

This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

My favorite place in the world is this store called My Sister's Closet in Arizona and it's the greatest secondhand shop in the world.