Rodney Dangerfield Quotes


My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles


Citations

Dangerfield, Rodney. No Respect. Casablanca Records, 1980.

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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
  • Born: November 22, 1921
  • Died: October 5, 2004
  • Nationality:
  • Profession: Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Producer, Screenwriter, Comedian

Jack Roy, popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.