Graham Coxon Quotes

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Drinking makes people go out of control.

Wine maketh the band quivering, the eye watery, the night unquiet, lewd dreams, a stinking breath in the morning, and an utter forgetfulness of all things.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I've always loved my red wine, and when I'm not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook, so it's one for me and one for the casserole. I would consume a bottle of wine on my own of an evening and then literally pass out.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

The Effects of Ardent Spirits Upon Man

I drank too much, only champagne.

The only time I won't be playing is when I've got a hangover.

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

If you're stumbling out of a bar, and people tweet about it, well, don't be dumb. If you're going to get falling-down drunk, stay at home - which I did a lot of.

I did so many crazy things while drinking.

But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.