I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!
Wine maketh the band quivering, the eye watery, the night unquiet, lewd dreams, a stinking breath in the morning, and an utter forgetfulness of all things.
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.
Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.
Jack Daniels makes us all puke.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.
There's one surefire hangover cure, and that's time.
Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.
I don't think girls realize that alcohol is just the worst for the skin.
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's time to stop. I can't do it anymore. It's not good. It hurts too much.'
There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
What in the world is a hangover cure?
Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.
I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.
Waking up with a bad head in the morning is difficult sometimes.
Oh God, Mae," said Jamie in a hollow voice, descending the stairs. "I will never drink again. I'm only seeing in black and white. My arms feel all floppy, like flightless wings. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I looked like a very sad penguin.
The only time I won't be playing is when I've got a hangover.
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.
