Mikhail Varshavski Quotes

What in the world is a hangover cure?

Grease is the only cure for a hangover.

Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Time, motion and wine cause sleep.

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

I can't drink if I have to get up early, man. It kills me.

I don't get hangovers - it's some kind of superhuman ability.

The only time I won't be playing is when I've got a hangover.

I don't think girls realize that alcohol is just the worst for the skin.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

I'd go on runs [on cocaine ], four and five days without sleep. Then I'd crash and sleep about 18 hours a day for seven to ten days. Then it would take a few more weeks to get over a vague sort of depression. Then I'd be off on another run.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

Somehow I always get stronger when I'm on my second drink

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

It will take time to restore chaos

Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.