Richard Pryor Quotes

Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Waking up with a bad head in the morning is difficult sometimes.

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

Coffee gives me bad breath.

The use of IV replacement of electrolytes and fluids should be in a time when someone is unable to keep fluids down. If your hangover is so bad that every time you drink a sip of Gatorade, you instantly vomit, and you're actively being dehydrated, absolutely you need replacement via an IV.

Oh God, Mae," said Jamie in a hollow voice, descending the stairs. "I will never drink again. I'm only seeing in black and white. My arms feel all floppy, like flightless wings. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and I looked like a very sad penguin.

An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.

At 3 o'clock in the morning on tour when you're sober is a lot less fun than 3 a.m. when you're drunk in a bar or in a nightclub. But having said that, 9 in the morning on tour sober is immeasurably better than 9 a.m. on tour when you're hung over and feeling like death.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta.

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

Wine maketh the band quivering, the eye watery, the night unquiet, lewd dreams, a stinking breath in the morning, and an utter forgetfulness of all things.

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.

Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

Jack Daniels makes us all puke.

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game will be the focus of conversation, and distractions happy and sad will be the order of the day, not to mention millions of hangovers. I wouldn't buy a toaster or a parachute manufactured the day after Super Bowl XXIV. You cannot engender such torrid anticipation for an event so great that it requires Roman numerals as a suffix, then expect there to be no social repercussions at its end.