Helen Rowland Quotes

A man's home is his wife's castle.

I'd love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, 'How do you make your marriage work?' I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He's this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor.

It's axiomatic that all husbands are impossible. But I also think it's axiomatic that women are slightly impossible.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

It will be a pity if women in the more conventional mould are to be phased out, for there will never be anyone to go home to.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

It is very difficult for any couple who are married if both people are ambitious. I don't know if it's just too hard to be married to a woman that wants to be a movie star.

If I'm just at the White House, I have meetings in my office, I sign letters, I plan different things. Late in the afternoon, I'll quit working and wait for my husband to get home.

My life is really quite conservative. I've been married nearly 50 years. I don't have hobbies or children. I don't much care to travel. I've never had a big social life. I really just stay home, except when I go to work.

In the end, we all want a wife. But the home has become increasingly invaded by the ethos of work, work, work, with twin sets of external clocks imposed on a household's natural rhythms.

I'd rather not marry an actor because there isn't room in the house for two egos.

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

Brian and I have ups and downs like every marriage does. Although he's a legend, he's still, inside, an ordinary man, and I have got to remember that once we get inside the door, it's just us two.

I believe in live-in relationships, but most of the time, I am living out of hotel rooms. So, I don't know where I would have a live-in relationship.

I think it's fascinating that people take an interest in a middle-aged married couple and what happens behind our closed front door.

I like cookery shows much more than my husband, so I put them on the minute he goes away.

It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard work living with her.

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild ones.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

I think women are conditioned to stand by their man and watch them make it to the top, but most men never believe the person they get into a relationship with is going to rise any higher than she was when they met. It takes a very special, evolved person to be able to deal with change within a relationship.

Lord Maccon reflected upon the state of his life wherein he had somehow gained a spouse who could not give a pig's foot for the latest dresses out of Paris but who whined about not owning an aethographic transmitter. Well, at least the two were comparable obsessions so far as expense was concerned.