Partner Expectations Quotes

I need my man to be my homie.

You don't get into a relationship just for the sake of having a boyfriend. Of course, you have hopes and dreams that your first relationship will be your last.

A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.

What do I look for in a collaborator? Pretty much anyone who asks me to do something.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn't work so it's just killing me right now.

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.

I don't want to be involved with an actor because I know how they are. I've had problems in the past being with guys who haven't had any success or haven't made as much money, and it's very uncomfortable.

There's a whole form of literature in India which talks about the quest for the perfect man by a woman, where every woman looks for a perfect man but only ends up with half that.

Most of the problem I see amongst friends and I've experienced amongst myself is when people haven't accommodated the inequality that they want, they haven't understood that their partner wants to give more love and receive less or they haven't understood that their partner wants to receive more, but sort of give less.

I am hopeful that one day I will meet that right man and will have a very happy life partner.

I don't want to be carried out of a club wearing a tie-dye T-shirt and a cap on the wrong way around when I am 70, but I would like to settle down a bit. Maybe with a partner.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

I want a woman that wants me to take care of myself because truly, that tells a lot about you. And if you don't take care of yourself how can you take care of a woman? How can you take care of kids?

Work definitely comes first. I expect the same of my ideal other half too.

Keep your standards high, and any guy who is worth it will rise to meet them.

Men want success and sex. Women want everything.

Marriage is an arrangement by which two people start by getting the best out of each other and often end by getting the worst.

The compulsion to find a lover and husband in a single person has doomed more women to misery than any other illusion.

I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me.

I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?