Alexei Sayle Quotes

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

I have a very competent case of ADD.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

I've a grand memory for forgetting.

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though.

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

I've got a short memory span.

I think I'm too scatty.

I have a very short attention span, which is funny. I mean, you'd watch me and think that I don't, but I actually do.

I have always had a bad memory, as far back as I can remember.

I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

I'm insane, not forgetful.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

There are a lot of times when I walk into a room and forget why I walked in there. I'm going through some studies right now, and I am going to do a brain scan.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Dummy Dum Dum was my nickname for years at school. I was the strange one of the family, the one who couldn't remember his name.

As Americans, which I suffer from myself, we have ADD.

Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process.

I never read. I've never read one book... I just can't do it. Something's wrong with me. I have what they call now is 'ADD,' like I'll read and all of a sudden I'll be thinking about shopping or... I'm not there. I drift off. I get crazy, so I don't even bother.

The show is 'Fix My Life!' Get it? Life. I do not fix people.

Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'

Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot.