David Lowery Quotes

My attention span was not great.

My attention span is very short.

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

The average human attention span was 12 seconds in 2000 and 8 seconds in 2013. A drop of 33%. The scary part is that the attention span of a goldfish was 9 seconds, almost 13% more than us humans. That's why it's getting tougher by the day to get people to turn the page. Maybe we writers ought to try writing for goldfish!

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

I can multitask like crazy. I'm riddled with ADD - a blessing and a curse.

My mind tends to operate a bit like a radar. I don't find it hard to switch off.

I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

I've got a terrible memory; it's probably because I'm always concentrating on what I'm doing now.

Concentration may be my weak point.

I have a very short attention span, so sitting down with a book is very difficult for me.

Sometimes I have lapses of attention, and I can lose some points very quickly - that's been a big thing for him.

I never said I was consistent.

I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.

I don't have big anxieties. I wish I did. I'd be much more interesting.

When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.

We say that children are bad at paying attention, but we really mean that they're bad at not paying attention - they easily get distracted by anything interesting.

I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

My concentration span is truly that of a gnat. Some people have this ladder, and that's all there is - the ladder. I have the ladder, too, but there's a building around it with scaffolding, and lots of windows for me to peek into. Then suddenly I'll remember, 'Oh, there's the ladder. I should be concentrating on that.'

If I was as relaxed as what I perceived myself to be, I would not be able to multi-task the way I multi-task.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

I know that I'm deeply, spiritually, profoundly philosophical and I also know that I'm about the flakiest person you're gonna meet.

I don't have a good attention span and can't spend long in record stores or video shops or games emporiums without getting grumpy.