Pat Paulsen Quotes

I am a deeply superficial person.

Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.

She likes herself, yet others hates, For that which in herself she prizes; And while she laughs at them, forgets She is the thing that she despises.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

I know that I'm deeply, spiritually, profoundly philosophical and I also know that I'm about the flakiest person you're gonna meet.

I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.

Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.

I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.

The sad truth is, there's more Walter White in me than I'd care to admit, because if I truly was as kind as people think I am, I wouldn't be able to write Walter White.

I feel like I'm always talking about myself, and I love not talking about myself.

I watched myself get drafted by myself. I walked out of my own draft party because I was a little frustrated.

But as bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem

I am deeply superficial.

I may be a real bad boy, but baby I'm a real good man.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

I have never seen a greater monster or miracle in the world than myself.

I was a personality before I became a person - I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy and driven.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

I'm not saying this just to be self-deprecating, but I have always taken delight in playing people who are oblivious, because I do think I have giant, giant blind spots. It's a very comfortable place to be.