Rick Riordan Quotes

I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I have never said anything critical about Ozzy that he didn't say about himself many times.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in laughing at myself. That hurts the most.

People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist!

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Sometimes I even amaze myself, and sometimes I do things that make me want to punch myself in the face.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

I was probably spoilt, if I'm being totally honest.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass.

I'm a one-man idiot.

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

Whoever despises himself nonetheless respects himself as one who despises.

Perhaps I'm particularly serious, because I'm not unaware of the potential absurdity of what I'm doing.

I know I've done good things, I know I've done bad things.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.