Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

To be honest, one must be inconsistent.

What is ridiculous about human beings, Doctor,' the prince said, 'is actually their total incapacity to be ridiculous

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

I know that I'm deeply, spiritually, profoundly philosophical and I also know that I'm about the flakiest person you're gonna meet.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

In a way, I'd rather go into an interview and be disliked, and have unpleasant things written about me, than to have a wonderful, glowing article written that is in no way a reflection of who I am.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

Secretly we're all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be.

It has been pointed out to me, more than once, that for someone who chose a profession steeped in procedure and protocol, I had little use for either.

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.

I am a deeply superficial person.

I am a lie who always speaks the truth.

Always be yourself... unless you suck.

If I had two faces, do you think I would be wearing this one.

I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.

I'm a walking contradiction. I am funny that way.

If I actually invited someone to make a documentary about me, and I said, 'Anything goes', and then I refused to answer any questions, that would be inconsistent.

Best advice: 'Just be yourself.' Worst advice: 'Just be yourself.'

I have a very short attention span, which is funny. I mean, you'd watch me and think that I don't, but I actually do.

I make my living talking about serious subject matter, but I'm a weirdo.

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

I don’t have any mottoes. If I did I would forever be contradicting them.