Audrey Hepburn Quotes

Even though I like speaking freely, I don't really have a desire anymore to profile myself as the individual wanting to be recognized.

I never said I was consistent.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

Please don't think me negligent or rude. I am both, in effect, of course, but please don't think me either.

When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.

I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

I know that I'm deeply, spiritually, profoundly philosophical and I also know that I'm about the flakiest person you're gonna meet.

I don't want to become a brand and I certainly don't want to have a persona.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

Actors play different characters in every project they do. Though it has nothing to do with my craft, the red carpet gives me the opportunity to show who I really am and be myself.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

My style says, 'Look at me, don't look at me.'

Acting is a very limited form of expression and those who take it seriously are very limited people. I take it seriously.

My kids are athletic, but they don't run.

Reminiscence and self-parody are part of remaining true to oneself.

You've got to be very conscious of what people see. If I saw somebody every day, I would get sick of them. Most guys think, 'If I can get on TV every day and give that quote, I'm going to be golden.' It's not about that. It's about showing people you can be yourself.

But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I don't leave the house without thinking of how to represent myself.

I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

I wouldn't be posting videos of me in drag or doing a remake of Zoolander's orange mocha frappuccino scene if I didn't still like attention.

I am a simple man, though my wife says I am complicated. I'll trust her on that one.