Fred Allen Quotes

My memory's bad!

I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday, let alone 10 years ago.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

I've a grand memory for forgetting.

I've always been forgetful.

I have a really bad memory, to be honest.

I'm not good at remembering things, in general.

I have a terrible memory. I never remember names or faces. It's incredibly embarrassing.

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

Tip-of-the-tongue syndrome is when people almost remember something but need a computer, or someone else, to help them find it. The problem is, our brains have always been terrible at remembering details. They were like that way before the Internet came along.

My mind is vacant on names, but I know him as well as anything. When I need names they drop out of my head; when I don't need them they drop back.

Boy, you know, it's amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve, and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot.

I was helped by having a verbatim memory of what happened years ago, even if I can't remember what happened a couple of days ago.

Short term memory is not good.

I have a terrible memory.

I'm, like, really bad at remembering names.

I have a great memory.

Memory is the thing you forget with.

Without a functioning hippocampus, names, dates, and other information falls straight through the mind like a sieve.

I've got a terrible memory; it's probably because I'm always concentrating on what I'm doing now.

I can't remember names and things.

I can remember weird things from way back, but not what I had for breakfast.

I've got a short memory span.

My father could never remember anybody's name.