Lewis Thomas Quotes

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny.

I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

I've a grand memory for forgetting.

The girls I've dated hate me a little because I can't remember anything about first dates or when we kissed. I have the worst memory in the world!

I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.

Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.

Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.

I have lost my short-term memory - I'm just getting blonder by the day.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

There are a lot of times when I walk into a room and forget why I walked in there. I'm going through some studies right now, and I am going to do a brain scan.

When you deal with a person who's experiencing dementia, you can see where they're struggling with knowledge. You can see what they forget completely, what they forget but they know what they once knew. You can tell how they're trying to remember.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

My great frustration is that, more and more, my memories come and go, and friends all my life are not recognized. Many of the things I say and do, I can no longer remember even right afterwards.

I am in the prime of my senility.

I have a very bad memory. I can't remember my own life very well.

I'm like a goldfish. My memory is terrible.

My memory about names and places now is dreadful. But lines, I can remember.

I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'

My memory is so bad that many times I forget my own name.

I can't read music and I'm crap at learning lyrics. Especially since the accident I have memory problems. I can't remember words, names, places.

A lot of people have dementia, which is great, because then they don't recognize me.

I have a bad memory for facts.

I have short-term memory loss. I know that some of the memories of the Super Bowl championships are fading.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.