Lee Mack Quotes

Memory, in my opinion, is a complete noodle. It hangs on the silliest things but forgets the stuff that really matters.

I've always been forgetful.

I've got a short memory span.

I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday, let alone 10 years ago.

I have a terrible memory.

I'm not good at remembering things, in general.

Estragon: I'm like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.

Short term memory is not good.

People can remember their childhood, but events from four or five years ago are in a never-never land.

I really started to forget things. That's why I quit reciting statistics: because I couldn't remember them exactly, and I stayed away from mentioning some players by name because I really wasn't sure, and I didn't want to make a mistake.

Why do we remember stuff from when we were 5 years old but not important facts that are more recent?

My teammates will tell you I find it hard to remember what happened two weeks earlier, let alone what happened a decade and a half back.

Why is it that I can remember so easily the lyrics to the opening theme song of 'Gilligan's Island?' Why do I remember these trivial things, and I can't remember the names of important collaborators?

I have a really terrible memory.

Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime.

Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever, he said. You might want to think about that. You forget some things, dont you? Yes. You forget what you want to remember and you remember what you want to forget.

What a man can't remember doesn't exist for him.

I have short-term memory loss. I know that some of the memories of the Super Bowl championships are fading.

How strange are the tricks of memory, which, often hazy as a dream about the most important events of a man's life, religiously preserve the merest trifles.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

When you deal with a person who's experiencing dementia, you can see where they're struggling with knowledge. You can see what they forget completely, what they forget but they know what they once knew. You can tell how they're trying to remember.

My memory's pretty much gone.

It turns out that my memory is just not that great, so for specific scenes with people doing stuff, sometimes I'd have the details all wrong or I couldn't remember what happened exactly, so I just let that be.

I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that's sometimes a problem.

If it's hard to remember, it'll be difficult to forget.