Pat McAfee Quotes

I think I'm funnier in my writing than in person.

I think I'd make a good James Bond... I'm joking.

Being a huge football fan, the chance to work for the NFL and do a show combining sports and entertainment is truly a dream come true.

When I really have it together, I think I successfully pull off looking like the exact middle point between Macklemore and Ron Howard, only with a much bigger forehead than either of them.

If you set the attractiveness bar really low, people have to compliment you on your looks when they meet you in person. I'm pretty much a genius. I'm actually applying to work at the Genius Bar based on this trick.

I was lucky to spend so long on 'Blue Peter' and 'Newsround' and if you are a bit giddy, like I am, a bit daft, like I am, and you are the kind of person who makes lots of public mistakes, like I do, then it's sometimes hard for people to take me seriously.

Self-deprecation is my game.

Right before I left ESPN, someone suggested doing a NFL story in the spring. The person was laughed out of the room.

I'm 5'2'', 5'3'' on a good day.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

I never thought I was funny.

If anybody should be a judge of quarterbacks, I've played with the most quarterbacks in NFL history throughout my first four years.

Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the sexy bit.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, 'Intelligence Briefing.'

As a man I am flawed, but my music is perfect.

I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

I'm surprised I still have so much hair after all the things I've done with it.

Though I'm anything but clever, I could talk like that forever.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

Well, when I was six years old I decided, not that I was going to be, but with my usual modesty, that I was a writer.